Monday, 27 August 2012

IIM-L (Noida Campus) Mimicry Act for WMP (25-Aug-2012)


Hi All,

I am honoured and ecstatic owing to my juniors who have requested me to perform on the eve of Freshers Party hosted for 2015 batch. I have kept the same theme as my last act but tried to innovate by adding a punch and few additional voices of celebrities extending upto Term 9 (earlier one was upto Term 6).
Summary of this act: Comic punch followed by Mimicry Act. Voices in sequential order - Jagdeep, Shatrughan Sinha, Raj Kumar, Om Prakash, Mithun, Shakti Kapoor, Amitabh Bacchan, Hritik Roshan, Pran, Sanjay Dutt, Sharukh Khan, Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Sunny Deol, Sachin Tendulkar, Nana Patekar.
Please like and comment your feedback for further improvements.

Many Thanks,
Abhinav


Monday, 2 April 2012

Let God Live


Date: 02-04-2012 Time: 12:30PM

“Master Blaster failed again”….. “The Little Champ is playing for selfish reasons”…. “Sachin can forget to make tons but doesn’t forget to change his hairstyle”…. “There is no more godliness left in God”…. “Catering to personal looks is more important to Mr. Tendulkar than playing for country”…. Arrgghh!!!!
I woke up with a bad dream where many more such cynic headlines, news features were floating around the day after historic match of India Vs Bangladesh on March 16th, 2012 – in which India lost and Sachin has not been able to achieve his 100th hundred (of course in my dream!).

But, was my dream inappropriate? Would Sachin’s life be the same as today if my dream was a reality? Weren’t our critics and media barons ready to flip on either side based on outcome of the match and Sachin’s 100? Being an ardent fan and follower of Sachin, I was very nervous to hear about his change of hairstyle (yes you heard it correct! Hairstyle) as I couldn’t muster courage to pick up a daily or open a news channel, which I am sure, would have ripped him apart had things been the other way round. The last thing I’d have suggested him is to change his style, looks or get involved in any personal indulgence before completing this much awaited milestone. Lesser mortals like me would do that way, to succumb to the humungous pressure - to perform, to hit a hundred every time you are on the ground. When 30, 40 or 50 runs don’t count, even 80+ are discounted and forgotten easily.How unfair, isn’t it?

We are talking of a man who has served this country since 22 years. He has the power to make entire nation stand still when he bats and has mammoth achievements to belittle anyone in the cricketing world. I agree no one is above The Game, at the same time no one should be judged by his performance in 14-15 matches over a year, when he has played 600+ matches spanning more than two decades, when he is the highest scorer in all formats of the game in the International arena, when he holds almost all records in the cricketing world and to reflect his statistics chart even the TV screen falls short!

In past one year entire media and cricketing fraternity talked only about Sachin’s 100th 100 and his retirement. I am perturbed, what is the connection between Sachin not scoring his 100th 100 and his retirement? Has he not been performing? He was still agile on the ground; he was still playing decent shots. In fact, between his 99th and the 100th 100, he played 12 ODI and 8 Test matches and scored decently four times 53, 85, 48 and 39 in ODI and 56, 40, 91, 76, 94 and 73 in the test, the innings we often tend to forget. He still has passion of a fresh incumbent and is still willing to learn from his mistakes. His sincerity and dedication towards the game makes him excel in it. He still takes out time to practice. A person of his stature can very easily become boisterous and bend things like one wants to. However, not once such an instance occurred with Sachin. He practices with the team, remains grounded and focus on his one and only love ‘Cricket’, despite being one of the highest taxpayers in India. His impeccable career and humble nature is cause of envy to many.

He epitomizes the glory of The Game. He is the metaphor for dedication and perseverance and is an idol for the people who want to follow their dreams with sincere commitments. We must refrain from passing lewd remarks and judgment on Sachin and his tenure for he is the best judge of what to do and when to do on that Green Field. No fan, no critic is qualified enough to call the shots on him and must avoid any mudslinging, as it only grimes the one who does it without harming The Master anyway. As they say, “Though the dog may bark the caravan (kafila) moves on”.

I dread the day when ‘God’ will follow the footsteps of the ‘The Wall’. ‘The Wall’ is now a history and we can only cherish those innings exuberating uber class and perfection. Let’s spend the rest of the time in watching and enjoying Sachin playing, as the day he puts down his bat will lead to a huge void in the game which will take an era to fill up….. Who knows?

Sunday, 12 February 2012

IIM-L (Noida Campus) Mimicry Act for WMP

I performed this act on the eve of the Fresher's Day party that we gave to our Juniors at IIM-L Noida Campus.

In this script:
  • WMP means 'Working Managers Program' - which is the name of our PGP Course.
  • I have made reference to 'Paritosh' - He is heading the administration department of IIM-L campus and is the most diligent worker I have ever seen. He is the channel of communication and broadcasts all information to us students; be it Fee Deposit Notice, Marks, Result etc etc..
  • Word 'Law' is pronounced as 'Laaa' in order to add humor
My act was a step towards spreading laughter, humor and not to hurt anyone's sentiments. I apologize if I have crossed lines unintentionally.

Hope you will enjoy the act!!!



Thursday, 19 January 2012

My Tryst with Adobe Photoshop

Hi, These are some of the pics that I tried photoshoping on Adobe Photoshop CS2. 
Original pics are there in the corner of each photograph as insets. You can click on individual images in order to see the real size picture.

IIML-WMP(Noida Campus), photoshop
Only WMP was created by my batchmates @ IIML Noida Campus. I tried to create IIML as well.

Abhinav, Adyansh, Dabangg, photoshop
 Myself and Adyansh. Very simple editing and merging of four different pics.

Natural background with we in black and white. (Done by simple masking)

 This is the one with myself and my wife. I gifted this to her on our anniversary. She went crazy on seeing this... :)


Tried Stoning of Deepika.

Tried creating artificial lightening effect!


Just a simple sketch look!!!

Black and White Background with Rainbow effect.

Men of Steel

Let me know how do you feel about it.... That'll keep me motivated...;-)

Tuesday, 3 January 2012

कब तक (Kab Tak)


कब तक यूँ चुप बैठेंगे
कब तक यूँ सहते रहेंगे
कब तक इस पावन भूमि पर
यूँ अन्याय होते रहेंगे

हम सभ्य हैं, हम सौम्य हैं
ये कह - कह कर इतराते हैं
बस बहुत हो गया अब जागो
ये रक्त - पिपासु रातें हैं

यह समय नहीं है अच्छाइयों की म्रिग्छाया में रहने का
यह समय नहीं है बातें कर, अपना जी बहलाने का

जिस मनुष्य रूप में जन्मे हो
उस मानव को हुंकारों तुम
और चीर चलो सन्नाटों को
और भेद दो सब चट्टानों को

जब तक हम न जागेंगे
जब तक हम न लल्कारेंगे

यूँ ही कहीं कुछ मासूम
अपनी जान गवाएंगे
यूँ ही कहीं कुछ बहनें
अपनी व्यथा पे रोयेंगी

अब समय आ गया है प्यारों
इस देश का कर्ज चुकाने का
देश के सब गद्दारों को
एक कड़वा सबक सिखाने का

अपने कंधे मजबूत करो
की देश के तुम भी प्रहरी हो
वो सीमा पे कट जाते हैं
तुम भीतर इक आग़ाज़ करो

और चीर चलो सन्नाटों को
और भेद दो सब चट्टानों को
बस बहुत हो गया अब जागो
ये रक्त - पिपासु रातें हैं!
                                                 
- अभिनव सहाय


Kab Tak, Hindi Poem

जनम दिन की व्यथा (Janam Din ki Vyatha)


बड़ी मुद्दत के बाद एक एह्सास सा आया है ..
भरी दुनिया में खुद को अकेला सा पाया है ..

आज का दिन 'ख़ास' है ये सोच-सोच इतराया था ..
कल से ही आज का कुछ 'ख़ास' Plan बनाया था ..

सोचा था की आज मेरे अपने मुझे बधाई  देंगे ..
जनम - दिन मुबारक कह के गले से लगा लेंगे ..

पर क्या खबर थी की अपनों से ज्यादा मुझे 'गैर' याद रखेंगे ..
'Auotomatic' wishes ही सही, wish तो कर ही देंगे.

आज सवेरे से मैं अपनी ई - मेल 'Refresh' कर रहा हूँ ..
कभी 'Facebook ', कभी 'Gmail' में बार - बार 'Hop' कर रहा हूँ..

इस उम्मीद में की कहीं किसी दोस्त का कोई पैगाम आ जाए ..
मन को तसल्ली देने वाला एक लाइन ही कोई कह जाए..

हर बार उम्मीदों की उस रेत को समुंदर की वो लहर ले जाती है...
जब भी कोई 'Jet  Airways', 'Kotak' या फिर किसी और कंपनी की कोई Automated Birthday Wish आती है.

मन यही सोच - सोच के उदास हो जाता था ...
अगर 'Facebook' में जन्मदिन Publish कर दिया होता, तो community  को तो याद ही रह जाना था..

आज रिश्तों के मोल Technology में बदल गए हैं ...
अगर आप खुद याद न दिलाएं, तो आप लोगों को याद नही रहते हैं...

चलो जाते - जाते  एक  wish और आ गया...
बीवी के लिये गहना खरीदना काम आ गया ...
बीवी दूर है तो क्या हुआ, उसके गहने की बदौलत "Tanishq" का मुबारकबाद और आ गया!!

- अभिनव सहाय


Janam Din ki Vyatha